Hawaii, you're much more a dreamy vacation spot than you are a wealth of silly state laws regarding animals. Maybe it's just that hang loose attitude. In any case, you've got a few choice regulations we should mention:
• No animal may make noise continuously and/or incessantly for a period of ten minutes or intermittently for one-half hour. Get out your stopwatches, neighbors.
• Within the limits of any public park, it is unlawful to annoy any bird. What is it that annoys birds, exactly? And why don't they just fly away from annoying people? They're asking for it.
• No person shall buy, sell, transport, deliver, offer for sale or transportation, or possess any bear gallbladders or bile. Other bear parts are okay, then?
• No person shall permit an animal owned by such person or while in the person's custody to excrete any solid waste. C'mon, now. When you gotta go, you gotta go!
Law information source: stupidlaws.com and hawaiihumane.com.