Love these crazies in Maryland!
• In Baltimore, it is a violation to sell chicks or ducklings to a minor within one week of the Easter holiday. Just like puppies at Christmas, I suppose. Think it through, people.
• It is illegal to mistreat oysters. Aw, shucks. (Sorry, couldn't resist.)
• In Baltimore it's illegal to take a lion to the movies. Because, if you take a lion to the movies, he might eat all the popcorn. And when he eats all the popcorn, it will remind him that it's not enough, and he's still hungry. So then he'll want to eat the hot dogs. And when he eats the hot dogs it will remind him that it's not enough, and he's still hungry. So then he'll want to eat you. Yeah, perhaps not a good idea.
• It is necessary to document any services performed by a jackass. I'm not entirely sure that this is 100% an animal law. In any case, it's a good one.
Law information source: stupidlaws.com and dumblaws.com